Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, March 28, 2011

Facebook Like Button added to an elevator



Holding the elevator door open becomes a bit more fun when Facebook like stickers are added. You can buy Like stickers at Amazon.

Image roundup

A few gems from Reddit:



Dust storm in Kuwait March 25, 2011 (might want to watch with the sound off).



"My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me" from Some eCards.




Ant pushing a drop of water.



Ermine, I think.



Anyone can put a fairy door on an upright surface. How about a door convincingly placed on the ground?

*Previously: Move over fairy doors. Here's tiny elevators.

Link roundup

1. This is a story about having Glenn Danzig as a neighbor.

2. Funny NSFW comic strips in an ad campaign by MTV for condoms showing that sex is no accident.

3. Tyler Cowen considers the question, "Are we seeing the beginning of the end of work?"

*Buy condoms at Amazon.

Elevator wants you to push harder





Dentsu:
We received the request of the advertising creation from the medical institution named the Yamaguchi Osteopathic Clinic, in order to give young people a positive image of the practice and promote visits, we created a medium which would make it possible to experience pressing pressure points by likening elevator buttons which allow for interaction depending on the strength with which they're pressed to "treatment points" and a college student to "The Thinker" this is used in the elevator of a licensed college near a hospital visited frequently by young businesspeople and students.
Via.

*Buy anatomy models at Amazon.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Map of the solar system



Certainly the best map of the solar system I've ever seen.

*Buy telescopes at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. Gumby animated gif. Via Reddit.

2. Roger Ebert discovered that filling his Twitter stream with Amazon spam in an effort to make affiliate money mostly just irritated his readers. (Have you visited Amazon lately? Great store.)

3. Cory Doctorow's doing a booksigning this afternoon in Burbank.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Jack in the Box Munchie Mobile






The Jack in the Box Munchie Mobile food truck will be driving around San Diego for the next month, and then will show up in Los Angeles. That's Jack in a chariot pulled by a tiger and polar bear. Via.

*Buy Fast Food toys at eBay.

Image roundup

A few gems from Reddit:


Jenga is off the hook.



College classes.



X-Ray photobomb.



Power plant breaking through the clouds, perhaps?.




Fast and the Furious Jr.



Yin and yang cats.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Link roundup

1. Cat likes taking showers.

2. "CNN alone will have a team of roughly 400 reporters, cameramen and crew assigned to [Prince William's] wedding. The network has 50 people on the ground working on the breaking news in Japan, plus others scattered in Bahrain, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt."

3. More great stories from Jim Shooter about working for Marvel in the 60's.

Romance novel covers recreated in real life




Romance novels recreated in real life. Via.

Various redesigns for the Washington Wizards



The Washington City Paper asked five artists to redesign the Washington Wizards' logo (above). This design by Jandos Rothstein was my favorite:



*Buy NBA bobbleheads at eBay.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

eBay auction for a wetsuit, featuring a photograph of a bear using a urinal



Hilarious product description for an eBay auction for a wetsuit (believe it or not, the bear photo fits in):
I bought this wetsuit brand-new last year and have worn it a fair bit. When I say 'fair' I reckon about 20 times, but then probably more like 30. A fair few times anyway.

HOWEVER you will like this, If it was not being worn, it was hung on a hangar or rolled to prevent creasing AND I rinsed it in fresh water after EVERY session so it's in VERY good condition as I look after my gear, I always do, similarly I take care of my body and shower at least once a day and always moisturise. Yes you're probably getting a feel for the kind of man I am. You can see from the pictures it has no creases and looks lovely. My friend Gaz has got a wetsuit that he doesn't look after and it looks like an Elephant's arse, all wrinkled, a bit like an old man's testicle.

You're probably thinking "People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit", but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man.

I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits.

It's a size medium or "m", it was the top of the range suit when I bought it, I think I paid around £300 for it, still a great warm suit that will make you surf at least 200% better. It won't really but it will keep you warm and it's flexible so you'll be able to throw your arms around like Beyonce whilst you're bouncing along a wave. People will look at you and say "f*ckin hell check that dude out, he knows what he's doing wearing one of those Xcel suits and he's got some fresh dance moves". They probably won't say this.

Now as it's been worn, there's some signs of wear around the neck, which I've taken pictures of, so you don't say "oi you c*nt, there's area of wear around the neck I'm giving you bad feedback". The pictures make it look worse than it is (because they're close-ups), and I've taken the pictures with the suit turned inside out, when it's the right way round you don't see the wear and it has no effect on the performance of the suit. That was a bit boring wasn't it, but it had to be done so you can't take me to eBay court for not being honest with you.

Why am I selling it? Well I've just bought a new one, as I'm a flash tw*t like that, I tend to get a new suit every season, I just like the feel of fresh neoprene on my soft skin, and well to be honest I could do with some cash to pay for prostitutes. No, that was a joke, now you're going to think the suit is riddled with disease but it's not as I was joking I do NOT engage with ladies of the night.
Via.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Hannibal Lecter, Julius Caesar, and the Trojan Horse star in commercials for Volkswagen





Clever ads by DDB for Volkswagen, featuring Hannibal Lecter, Julius Caesar, and the Trojan Horse. Via.

*Buy Classic Cars of the 20th Century: 100 Years of Automotive Ads, 1900-1999 at Amazon.

Image roundup

A few gems from Reddit:


A Japanese home is seen adrift in the Pacific. See it in very high res at the link.



Soldier with kitten.



Baby Wookiee, perhaps?



Mrs. Chiggers wins every staring contest.



Bicycle/unicorn.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Image roundup

A few gems from Reddit:


Peek-a-Boo Walrus.



Al Gore hoverhands.



The internet's favorite dog gets a mustache, top hat and monocle.



If Colonel Sanders and Ronald and McDonald were in Final Fantasy. Per the comments, this is the source.



I wish I didn't get this joke.



The Galapagos Islands are the happiest place on Earth.

*Buy Final Fantasy toys at eBay.

The Meowmorphosis



The Meowmorphosis:
“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into an adorable kitten.”

The phenomenal success of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies inspired a massively popular literary-remix movement. Now Quirk Classics once again charts bold new territory, turning the monster-mash-up formula inside out to infuse Franz Kafka’s horrific masterpiece, “The Metamorphosis,” with the fuzziest, snuggliest, most adorable creatures possible: kittens!

Gregor Samsa is a humble young man who supports his unemployed parents and teenage sister by working as a traveling fabric salesman. But his life goes strangely wrong in the very first sentence of The Meowmorphosis, when he wakes up late for work and discovers that he has inexplicably become an adorable kitten. His family must admit that, yes, their son is now OMG so cute—but what good is cute when there are bills to pay? How can Gregor be so selfish as to devote his attention to a ball of yarn? And how dare he jump out the bedroom window to wander through Kafka’s literary landscape? Never before has a cat’s tale been so poignant, strange, and horrifyingly funny.
Preorder for 33% off at Amazon.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Watch people walk out of 60 Minutes interviews



Enjoy the great walk-offs in 60 Minutes history. My favorite is the guy who wanted to leave, but couldn't take off his microphone. Via.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Image roundup

A few gems from Reddit:


USB plug/duck face.



Tiger feeding.



Bus is sorry.



Geiranger fjord in Norway.



Owl getting a shower.



Stay away from my mom, Emeril.



Ken Jennings was (is?) drawing personalized illustrations in copies of his book.